200. My middle name is: IDIYET
199: I was born on: JULY 13TH, T’WAS A FRIDAY
198. I am : SiNGLE I’M NOT DOUBLE
196. My eye color is: DARK BLACK
195. My shoe size is: 19 AND 3/4
194. My favorite color is: COLORLESS
192. My height is: 4′11" ( WITH 10 INCHES HIGH HEELS ON )
191. I am allergic to: YOU
190. I live in: A ZOO
189. The last 5 books I red: HAIRDRYERS AND OTHER BATHTIME TOYS, DAD’S NEW WIFE ROBERT, HOW FUN IT IS TO TIE A SQUIRREL TO A KITE, FUN AND ENTERTAINING WAYS TO TEAR YOUR FAMILY APART & THE POP-UP BOOK OF THE HUMAN ANATOMY.
188. My bed is: SUGAR FREE
187. One thing I know for sure about the opposite sex: THEY`RE ALL GIRLS.
186. I am glad I’m my sex because: I DON’T WANNA BE A LESBIAN.
181. Motto: DON’T TALK TO STRANGERS. . . WHEN YOUR MOUTH IS FULL.
179. My favorite Question to ask: IF YOU WRITE A BOOK ABOUT FAILURE, AND IT DOESN’T SELL, IS IT A SUCCESS?
178. A perfect kiss is: UNFORTUNATELY, I DON’T SPEAK "FRENCH", BUT I DO "KISS" THAT WAY.
177. The last three albums I bought are: 3 PHOTO ALBUMS
176. Last song that made me cry was: MY HUMPS
172. My most treasured possession is: USED DISPOSABLE DIAPER.
170. What did you do last night: I ROBBED A BANK, DIDN’T KNOW T’WAS A SPERM BANK!!!
167. My skin’s reaction to the sun is (tan/burn): WORSE!! I’M MELTING.
:::::I Do (YES)/Do Not (NO) Believe In:::::
143. Santa? SANTA BARBARA?
142. Love at first sight? SORRY, MY EYES ARE CLOSED.
141. Luck?: I FELL OFF THE FERRIS WHEEL TWICE YESTERDAY AND NOW I AM PARALYZED & BITTER.
140. Fate?: NO!! I’M DUANESIS YOU IDIOT!!! WHO’S FATE? HILL?
139. God?: YES INDEED!! ( is this the first time I answered seriously? )
138. Aliens?: MY NEIGHBORS.
137. Heaven?: NO THIS IS EARTH.
136. Hell?: YES, IT’S A STRIP CLUB!! LOTSA STRIPPER POLES INSIDE.
135. Ghosts?: BUSTERS!!!!
134. Horoscopes?: HORROR-SCOPES ARE BETTER.
135. Soulmates?: AS LONG AS THEY’RE NOT SOULS. I’M AFRAID OF GHOSTS.
:::::Which is Better?:::::
128. Drunk or High: PASSED THE FUCC OUT!!!
127. Phone or Online?: CORDLESS WALKIE TALKIE
126. Red heads or Black hair? AS IN LITERALLY "RED"?
125. Blondes or Brunettes: STRIPPER OR WHAT??
120. Night or Day: AFTERNOON
119. Oranges or Apples: JUNK FOODS
118. Curly or Straight hair: WHERE?
:::::Here’s What I Think About:::::
116. Abortion?: IT’S VERY VERY VERY BAD!!! THE CHILD IN THE WOMB OF A PREGNANT WOMAN IS "ONE" IN A "MILLION". Out of the millions of sperms that maybe produced at one ejaculation, the "most" healthy "ones" swim up the cervix and into the uterine cavity. At this time if ovulation takes place and an egg is released from the ovary, the sperm fertilises the egg in the fallopian tube. "Out of the millions" of sperms "only one" finally fertilises the egg usually. The expectancy of a continuing pregnancy which will result in birth of a child after any one exposed cycle with intercourse, even in the typical young fertile couple with one-egg-ovulation is somewhere in the range of 20-30%. There are 46 chromosomes (23 pairs) in a human cell; 22 pairs are called autosomes and a pair of sex chromosomes. In females, the pair of sex chromosomes is XX, but XY in the males. Karyotype is the arrangement of chromosomes showing the size and the shape. Chromosomes - thread-like structures in every cell of the human body. Chromosomes carry genes. All healthy people have 46 chromosomes in 23 pairs. Usually, people receive one chromosome in each pair from each parent. Before DNA was discovered, scientists had already identified Chromosomes within each human cell. These were observed under a normal microscope after colouring the cell (chromos means colour). So now we know that chromosomes are really long pieces of DNA, each containing between 500 and 1000 genes. Each human body cell contains 46, that is 23 pairs, of chromosomes. This is typical of our species. Other species have different numbers. The only cells in our body that have a single set of 23 chromosomes are sperm cells and egg cells. When they come together at conception, the 23 chromosomes of each are joined. In this way the new individual receives a full set of 46 chromosomes, but from two different parents. AYT THEN IM’MA GIVE YOU A "KINDERGARTEN LIKE" EXPLANATION: 23 CHROMOSOMES OF THE MAN’S SPERM CELL + 23 CHROMOSOMES OF THE WOMAN’S EGG CELL = NEW INDIVIDUAL WITH A FULL SET OF 46 CHROMOSOMES, TRANSLATION - CONGRATULATIONS!! YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE A BABY!! IMAGINE.. GOD CHOSE THE "BEST" AMONG THE REST.. AND THAT "BABY" or "BABIES" IN THE WOMB OF A MOTHER IS TOTALLY "HANDPICKED" BY GOD, YOU DIG?? ( Y’ALL KNOW THERE’S A MILLION OF SPERMS RACING TO THE FINISH LINE "FOCKERS", Y’ALL KNOW WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT!! AND I DON’T WANNA BE A SMART-ASS RIGHT HERE!! DARN IT!! I DON’T WANT TO EXPLAIN NO MORE!!! ), AND THEN IN A SPLIT SECOND YOU’RE GONNA KILL THE LITTLE ANGEL JUST LIKE THAT?? HOW DARE YOU!!! GOD FORBIDS THAT!!! AND I KNOW IT’S WRITTEN IN THE BIBLE, DID YOU GET MY POINT?? THINK ABOUT IT EINSTEIN!!!
115. Backstabbers?: I’LL GIVE ‘EM A SET OF SHARP KNIVES AS A GIFT.
114. Parents?: LOVELY
110. School?: SCHOOL IS A VERY BRILLIANT IDEA TO LEARN HOW TO SOCIALIZE AND SCREW YOUR WHOLE DAMN LIFE AND MAKE THE SCHOOL OWNERS RICH.
::::Last time I::::
102. Hugged someone: YEAH, FUNSHINE BEAR AND A SARS PATIENT FROM GUANGDONG CHINA.
101. Seen someone I haven’t seen in a while: GRIM REAPER. OH MY GOLLY WOW!! ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I’M THINKING??
99. Played with the kids outside and tell them: YOU GUYS CAN MAKE A PLASTIC BAG SPACE HELMET.
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90. Who’s the ditziest person I know: DR. PEPPER
89. Who are the people who make me laugh the most: THE BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN ALL STARS!!!
87. One thing I’m mad about right now is: WRITING THIS PIECE OF SHYT
83. The last movies I saw in the theater was: BBC NEWS & THE WEATHER CHANNEL THE MOVIE
82. The thing I don’t understand is: WHY CAN’T MR. FORK AND MS. ELECTRICAL OUTLET BE FRIENDS?
80. The most unsatisfactory answer I’ve ever received is: OH HI!! NICE TO MEET YOU TOO!! MY NAME IS GEORGE.
79. The one thing I love about the opposite sex is: THEY’RE SWEET!! BUT IT’S USELESS.. I’M DIABETIC.
76. Later I’m gonna: CATAPULT THE MANURES IN MY NEIGHBORS APARTMENT. SOUNDS FUN!! KINDA LIKE AN UN-SCHEDULED TRICK OR TREAT IN JULY, THE "TRICK" IS MY "TREAT"!!! YEE-HAW!!!
75. Something I will really miss when I leave home is: MY HOUSE.
74. The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: FOLLOW A FEW PACES BEHIND SOMEONE SPRAYING EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH WITH A CAN OF LYSOL, ASK 800 OPERATORS FOR DATES, DRUM ON EVERY AVAILABLE SURFACE, STAPLE PAPERS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PAGE, BUY LARGE QUANTITIES OF MINT DENTAL FLOSS JUST TO LICK THE FLAVOR OFF, PRODUCE A RENTAL VIDEO CONSISTING ENTIRELY OF DIRE F.B.I. COPY WARNINGS, TESTING HOMEMADE PARACHUTES USING HOUSEHOLD PETS AND POINT WATER PISTOLS AT WOMEN AND SQUIRT SHIRTS.
73. Tomorrow: IS JUST ANOTHER DAY ON PLANET EARTH.
72. Today: I’M GONNA POUR BUBBLE BATH INTO THE FOUNTAINS IN THE GARDEN SECTION OF AYALA CENTER MALL.
71. Next Summer: I’M GONNA WALK UP TO A COMPLETE STRANGERS AND SAY, "Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!! How you been?? Long time no see!" AND THEN I’LL SEE IF THEY’RE GONNA PLAY ALONG TO AVOID EMBARRASSMENT. mwahahahahahaha!!!
70. Next Week: I HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS FOR YOU, THE GOOD NEWS IS.. YOU STILL HAVE 1 WEEK TO LIVE, THE BAD NEWS IS.. WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?? LAST WEEK PA KITA HINAHANAP!!!!!!
67. People call me: ADMIRAL!! PSSHHH.. OF COURSE AT HOME, I DON’T HAVE A MOBILE PHONE, IT’S HELLA EXPENSIVE!
64. The person I have been good friends with the longest is: BARNEY & FRIENDS
62. The person who knows the most about me is? THE PAPARAZZIS.
61. The person that can read me the best is: A PERSON WHO GOT GOOD EYE SIGHT. GOT A 20/20 VISION BETTER EYE SIGHT IN BOTH EYES AND KNOWS HOW TO READ.
60. The most difficult thing to do is: TAKE A BATH WITH YOUR GRAMPA WHILE HE’S PLAYING WITH HIS RUBBER DUCKEY IN A BATH TUB AND WON’T LET YOU BORROW IT.
59. I have gotten a speeding ticket: YES BUT IT RAN AWAY WITH AN INCREDIBLE SPEED.
58. I have the following siblings: 2 JAPANESE SPITS, 4 DALMATIANS, 3 CHOW-CHOWS & 2 PUGS
57. My favorite people are: HUMANS
56. My zodiac sign is: AN AILMENT. A DISEASE.
55. The first person I thought i was in love with was: A CARTOON CHARACTER, AND I THOUGHT HE’S A GIRL, HE’S NAME IS WINNIE THE POOH, DANG!! WHY IN THE WORLD Y’ALL DISNEY PEOPLE NAMED HIM "WINNIE"?? ANSWER ME!!!
53. The one person who can’t hide things from me: PAMELA ANDERSON
52. I need to: POOP!!
51. Right now I am talking to: MY PARROT
50. I have a crush on: A TELE-TUBBIE
49. I hate: HATRED
48. I have a job at: TYSON’S BOXING GYM, I’M A HUMAN PUNCHING BAG.
47. I have these pets: IGUANA, COBRA, ZEBRA, GIRAFFE, AARDVARK, LAUGHING HYENA’S, CHEETAH, BABOONS, CATS, CENTIPEDE, DESERT EAGLE AND A VULTURE.
46. I wish I was: DONATELLO, COWABUNGA!!! HELLO PIZZA HUT!! CAN I RENT A PIZZA?
45. The worst sound in the world: SPOOKY SOUNDS FROM THE BEDROOM OF YOUR GRAND PARENTS & MY TEACHER’S VERSION OF JACK & JILL AND SING-A-SONG.
44. The person that makes me cry the most is? SYLVESTER STALLONE ON CRACK.
41. I almost die laughin when: I SAW MY MENTALLY RETARDED NEIGHBOR ROBERT RUNNIN’ AROUND THE DEPARTMENT STORE YELLING "I’M A PRINCESS" WHILE HOLDING A TOY WAND.
39. My boy/girlfriend: IS AN IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND AND HER NAME IS RUMPLESTILTSKIN.
34. My favorite state? STATE OF SHOCK.
33. My favorite piece of clothing is: A TRANSPARENT BRIEF.
32. My favorite sport to play is: KISS YOUR DADDY GOODBYE, FREEWAY DODGEBALL & OTHER MICROWAVE GAMES.
31. Last time I sing: WHEN I WAS AT THE SUPERMARKET WITH MY FRIENDS, WE BROUGHT A DISH TOWEL AND BUCKET THEN WE SAT ON THE FLOOR AND WE SANG "It’s a hard knock life for us!".
29. What i’m wearing right now is: A PINK POLKA DOT SUIT MATCHING MARVIN THE MARTIAN "LUCKY" TIE.
28. The school I go to is: AIMOLLWAIST HIGH, AIMOLLWAIST CITY, CHRISTMAS ISLAND.
27. The last person I got mad at was: THE BELL BOY AT THE MANILA HOTEL’S ELEVATOR WHO DREW A LITTLE SQUARE ON THE FLOOR WITH CHALK AND ANNOUNCE TO THE OTHER PASSENGERS INCLUDING ME NA THAT’S HIS "PERSONAL SPACE" DAW.
26. My worst drinking experience was: DRINKING AT THE SCHOOL’S DRINKING FOUNTAIN NEAR THE SEPTIC TANK, THE WATER TASTED KINDA FUNKY.
24. movies I watched yesterday was: HARRY POTHEAD & JURASSIC FART.
22. The all-time best movie is: MICKEY MOUSE & THE MOUSE TRAP.
21. The all-time best thing in the world is: REAL ANIMALS THAT EAT PETS AND CHILDREN.
19. The most annoying thing ever is: ANNOYING!!!
17. I lose all respect for people who: STEAL MY USED DISPOSABLE DIAPERS.
16. The last movies I have cried at is: AMERICAN WEDDING & GARFIELD GETS FELINE LEUKEMIA.
11. The worst pain I was ever in was: WHEN I THOUGHT ALL GUNS SQUIRT WATER…
10. My favorite phrases: ASSWIPE, PUKE-POT, LEWD RUDE CRUDE BAG OF PRE-CHEWED FOOD DUDE, PIMPLE FARMING, FART FACTORY.
9. My room is: FULL OF SHIT!!! WELL, LITERALLY.
8. My favorite celebrity is: DEAD.
6. My downfall is: YOUR FART FLAVOURED MINTS.
5. My weakness is: YOUR STINKIEST BREATH IN THE MORNING. UHM, BAD BREATH WOULD BE AN IMPROVEMENT.
4. What is your favorite expression? JEALOUSY IS A DISEASE. . . GET WELL SOON!
2. I filled out 200 questions because? I JUST GOT OUT FROM THE NATIONAL MENTAL INSTITUTE. WELL ACTUALLY, JUST TO LETCHA KNOW.. IT’S NOT 200 QUESTIONS, SEE FOR YO’SELF.
1. Was it fun? NEXT QUESTION PLEASE.
