yo! ya gots ta know how to treat a lady right, because they should be treated with respect not like dirt!! She should be treated with consideration, reverence, and as an equal. Her needs should be anticipated, and addressed, without a word needing to be said. She should be made to feel that she’s the most important thing in my universe. lyk foreal!! If there’s even a suspicion that there may be a problem, it is imperative that I take any necessary action to rectify it. She should be in my thoughts, at least peripherally, at all times. I should always be thinking “what nice thing can I do to surprise her?” I should never be satisfied, unless I know she’s satisfied. If she’s concerned, worried, or afraid, I should be as well. I should always be available to comfort her in her time of need. Coincidently, most of this is the way to treat friends, family members, co-workers, children, old people, acquaintances, pets, and everyone who hasn’t earned your distrust.
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ayt then, I’M M.C. DUANE and im juss chillin ICE COLD!! ANY-mutha-effin’-WAY, READY KA NA BA MALAMAN ANG ILAN SA MGA SINTOMAS PAG IKAW AY UMIIBIG NA?? ETO BASAHIN MO NA….
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Inlab ka na pag nagsisimula ka nang magtanong ng mga ganitong bagay…!!! di’ba?? parang tanga lang ah!! hahaha!! So PAANO MO BA TALAGA MALALAMAN KUNG INLAB KA NA?? HAHAHA!! Romantic love? Platonic love?? Naglalagab-love?? Ewan ko sa’yo!! Wellz, lemme tell you sumpin… when you suddenly find yourself thinking of the ‘US’ word instead of the ‘me’ word, congrats!! napana ka na ng ISTUPIDONG SI KUPIDO…. ibig sabihin nawawala na ang pagiging makasarili mo kung ganun ka, KASI NAGSISIMULA KA NG MAG-ISIP HINDI PARA LANG SAYO KUNGDI PARA SA IBA NA DIN… when you suddenly find yourself thinking of weddings and white picket fences… when you suddenly imagine kids that look like your partner..why, you even give them names! like for real, JUNYOR, DAYUNYOR, BIK-BOK THE THIRD, ETC. hehehe…. it’s when the thought of your future without him/her in the picture makes you shiver with fear…. you know it’s love when you’re more concerned about your partner’s well being than your own…. N’ as my happily married friend said, love is when you begin to appreciate your partner for the same reasons you dislike him/her.
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FOR EXAMPLE…. ETO ANG MGA KADIRI AT SWEET NA EKSAMPOL!!
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Alam mong in love ka na pag kahit na nasa CR ka eh mukha nya ang nakikita mo……. “BAKIT MUKHA BA SYANG TAE?! O MAPANGHE BA SYA?? ANO??! =)
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You’ll read his/her IM’S, texts, e-mails over and over again…
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PAG NAGIGING CORNY KA NA!!! KAHIT BRUSKONG BRUSKO KA!! HAHAHA!!
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Pag patago kang bumibili sa DANGWA ng bulaklak at pag may nakakita sayo na tropa mo at tinanong ka kung para kanino yun eh ang sasabihin mo eh dadalawin mo ang puntod ng lola mo… ON A VALENTINE’S DAY!! Tingnan mo nga naman… tsk tsk tsk!! =)
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Kahit na isang text lang.. kumpleto na araw mo! ngiti hanggang tenga.. alam mo yan!
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You’ll walk really really slow while you’re with him/her.. kahit IHING-IHI KA NA!! O kaya nag-aalboroto na ang tyan mo dahil sa kinain mong ITLOG NA MAALAT!!
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Parang kahit hate ka na ng buong mundo ayos lang.. basta wag lang sya..
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You’ll feel shy whenever you’re with him/her.. kahit NAPAKA-KAPAL NG PAGMUMUKHA MO!!
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Nagiging humble ka kahit sukdulan hanggang langit ang pagka-mayabang mo! na tipong halos kalahati ng pilipinas ay pag-aari mo… daw.. sabi mo!
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While thinking bout him/her.. your heart will beat faster and slower at the same time..
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Sinasabi mo sa kanya na “goodbye” pero ang gusto mo naman talagang sabihin ay… “please stay”
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By listening to his/her voice..you’ll smile for no reason na parang tanga lang!! haha!
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While looking at him/her..you cant see the other people around you.. you can only see that person… kahit na malabo ang mga mata mo!!
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Feels like you’re in heaven yet you want to be with him/her kahit na he/she is from hell.. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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You’ll start listening to SLOW songs.
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He/She becomes all you think about, kahit hindi ka nakikinig ng mga kanta ni STEPHEN BISHOP at DAVID POMERANZ eh magsasayang ka ng oras sa internet para hanapin at ipini-print pa sa papel ang lyrics!!
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You’ll get high just by their smell… ano sya MARIJUANA?? COCAINE? ACID? KETAMINE? EKIS PINOY? SHABU? LSD? RUGBY? UTOT? SOLVENT? ECSTACY? X-TANO?? NGEE!! HAHAHAHA!! ADIK!! =)
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Sa kanya lang “umiikot” ang mundo mo kahit “hilong-hilo” ka na at kahit sa iba naman umiikot ang sa kanya.. aray!
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You’ll realize that you’re always smiling to yourself when you think about him/her.. hala ka!! sa MANDALUYONG na ang bagsak mo nyan!! Sa MENTAL na kayo magre-reunion nyan!! (madami kasing nabaliw sa pag-ibig) AMININ!!
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Pinalalaya mo na sya kung talagang ayaw na nya.
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You’ll do anything for him/her…
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While reading this, there’s only ONE person on your mind the whole time. yiheee!! ANO TATAWA-TAWA KA NGAYON NOH?! BUKING…!!!!
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You know you are in love when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes everywhere in the world, like for real!
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Kapag umutot nang malakas yung partner mo sa harap mo, tapos hindi ka na-offend o nandiri man lang at sa tingin mo eh cute pa yun. :p
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Kahit BAD BREATH sya ay hindi mo sa kanya sasabihin na mag-toothbrush ka nga!! Kahit SUKANG-SUKA ka na sa PAGPAPALITAN NYO NG LAWAY eh tuloy pa din ang TORRID KISSING nyo kahit gusto mo ng isigaw na…. “WAG KA NG MAGSALITA… UMUTOT KA NA LANG” HAHAHA!! YUCCCK!! KADIRI TU DET!!!
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Kapag tinanggap mo ang lahat ng imperfections nya. EXAMPLE: MAY BUHOK SA KILI-KILE ANG BABAENG MINAMAHAL MO.
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SOBRANG BILIS NG ORAS PARA SA’YO PAG MAGKASAMA KAYO na tipong gusto mong huminto yung oras pag kasama mo siya humaba lang ang pagsasama nyo sa mga oras na iyon.
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- Pag bata ka pa kasi feel mo attracted ka na sa tao eh. sa iba naman crush is just plain attraction, after nun wala na. ayun, nagandahan lang or nagwapuhan yung iba, di’ba?? iba kasi pag love. you just can’t stop thinking about that person and as much as possible dapat kasama mo siya bawat minuto ng buhay mo.
“You’ll get high just by their smell… ano sya MARIJUANA?? COCAINE? ACID? KETAMINE? EKIS PINOY? SHABU? LSD? RUGBY? UTOT? SOLVENT? ECSTACY? X-TANO?? NGEE!! HAHAHAHA!! ADIK!! =)”
dude, love this line..
hahaha..
nkakadik tlga xa..
sniff sniff!
bravo!..
bgo nnmnm!
nice!
i know right, i know left!! hahaha!!
nice blog, nakakatanggal ng stress, pwede namin i-feature sa television ‘to.. pwedeng pwede, konting edit lang okay na yan, kasi may cuss words pero okay talaga sya.. email me, i messaged you on your webpage.
super nkkrelate sa blog mo, hehe..
keep up the gud work.
nice one.. nkktwa xa pero parang
ung tlga ung reality.. haha..
hahaha! grabe! nakakarelate ata ang lahat dito sa blog mo. shocks!
but of course, i’ll inform where and to whom I got this.
Can I copy this?
Can I?
thank god i can understand filipino right now! ur blogs are the best! magalling ka mcduane!
natawa ko dito sa post na to, taena sapul lahat! hahaha apir.
peyborit stetment ko ung torrid kissing, bwahahahaha!
Its actually like Pringles (tama ba spelling ko?) … “Once u pop … u can’t stop”
whahaahahah… just live ur day as if its ur last coz u’ll never know what tomorrow would bring..
oh and always smile! … Happy Christmas and Merry New year! ..
pare .. nice man ang sarap basahin ng mga post mo.. hehehehe
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nga pala, nagpapaalam lang, baka kasuhan mo ko ng plagiarism eh. waha kumuha ako ng ibang bullets ah, pinost ko din sa blog ko ;D
hope u dont mind. thanks mehn! apir.
“He/She becomes all you think about, kahit hindi ka nakikinig ng mga kanta ni STEPHEN BISHOP at DAVID POMERANZ eh magsasayang ka ng oras sa internet para hanapin at ipini-print pa sa papel ang lyrics!!”
–aray! natamaan ata ako..haha..tagos ba?
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,,,haha:))
*While looking at him/her..you cant see the other people around you.. you can only see that person… kahit na malabo ang mga mata mo!!
*By listening to his/her voice..you’ll smile for no reason na parang tanga lang!! haha!
*You’ll get high just by their smell… ano sya MARIJUANA?? COCAINE? ACID? KETAMINE? EKIS PINOY? SHABU? LSD? RUGBY? UTOT? SOLVENT? ECSTACY? X-TANO?? NGEE!! HAHAHAHA!! ADIK!! =)
*While thinking bout him/her.. your heart will beat faster and slower at the same time..
*You’ll walk really really slow while you’re with him/her.. kahit IHING-IHI KA NA!! O kaya nag-aalboroto na ang tyan mo dahil sa kinain mong ITLOG NA MAALAT!!
*You’ll read his/her IM’S, texts, e-mails over and over again..
*PAG NAGIGING CORNY KA NA!!! KAHIT BRUSKONG BRUSKO KA!! HAHAHA!!
*Kahit na isang text lang.. kumpleto na araw mo! ngiti hanggang tenga.. alam mo yan!
***Pag bata ka pa kasi feel mo attracted ka na sa tao eh. sa iba naman crush is just plain attraction, after nun wala na. ayun, nagandahan lang or nagwapuhan yung iba, di’ba?? iba kasi pag love. you just can’t stop thinking about that person and as much as possible dapat kasama mo siya bawat minuto ng buhay mo.
*****I’M SURE A LOT OF US OUT THERE EXPERIENCED OR FELT THIS IN REAL LIFE. GALING MONG SUMAKTO DUANE!ISA KANG HENYO. NYERKS! LOL… *****
* had experience *
*have had pla*
Based on what i’ve heard from people and i guess they are truly in-love ..
i heard one guy say … “I wanna wife her” & “i want her to be the mother of my future kids” …
also heard a girl say … “I can no longer see myself with any other man but him” ….
Oh and u would know you’re in-love when you already know what the answers to your questions are but you still chose to consult from a friend on what the current situation is .. hahhaha sounds familiar?
tsk tsk tsk .. Just imagine what love can do huh? .. hehehe
i lurve you to death!
oh and merry x’mas!!
ang swerte naman nung girl… we should thank her and you too mc duane! dami namin natututunan sau, malay mo pag sinabi mo magustuhan ka din nya talaga… sobrang sweet mo pala. two thumbs up!
hmmmm,,,, sa tingin ko for real ka naman, kasi ilang beses akong nag-message sayo sa friendster pero di mo ako pinapansin, yeah i must confess, i flirted with him.. unfortunately, di nya ako pinansin, i’m not panget naman!! pero inisip ko din kung panget ba tlga ako because this guy totally ignored my messages, don’t worry i’m not a stalker or anything, i just really admire you and your blogs, nakakatulong talaga kasi sa aming mga girls, makulit ka magsulat nakakatawa ka,,,,,,,,,,,,, pero medyo suplado ka,,,,,, may dahilan naman pala,,,,,,, swerte nung girl,,,,,,,,, XOXO
WOW! THIS IS SOMETHING! I SAW THE LINK ON MYSPACE, CAN SOMEBODY TRANSLATE THE OTHER PARTS PLEASE? PLEASE! BECAUSE IT’S IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE.. IS IT INDONESIAN? THANKS!
no it’s FILIPINO.
DUANEEEEE!!! I LOVE THIS POST!!!! sino ung girl na yan???????! :]
who’s that girl?????? lalalalalala lalalalala……….. -EVE. LMFAO!!
THE BIG QUESTION IS????????? SINO YUNG MAHIWAGANG BABAE NA YAN NA KINAHUHUMALINGAN NG CRUSH NG BAYAN NA SI MC DUANE!!
ayuz, iniintindi mo pa din yung happiness ng babae kahit hindi magiging sa piling mo…. namiss ko tuloy ex ko… simula nung nabasa ko to nagbago na ang pananaw ko sa buhay, salamat sa pagbubukas mo ng ma mata ko! thanks bro!
wow me too! i want to know who’s that girl, im so excited to know who she is.
words from a party guy is the best m.c. duane nice meeting you!
wow kakaiba ka
love ka namin dami kasi natutulungan blogs mo eh mc duane! grabe di namin ineexpect na isang gimikero ang magsusulat ng ganito… tsk tsk tsk! nagkamali kami ng tingin sayo, iba ka pala.. kasi kung babaero ka hindi mo ilalagay dito sa blog mo na ISA lang ang gusto mong babae. FOUR THUMBS UP ka sa’min!!
kinikilig naman ako dito sa blogs dito, tapos may guy pa pala na ganyan. akin ka na lang!
I LOVE YOU!!! nagkabalikan na kami ng gf ko mc duane! sulat ka pa! i love you tlga men!
Potaena… ang ashtig mo tol!!!!!!!!!!!!!! may tanong lang ako, bat alam na alam mo yung mga yan, gawain mo din ba dati??????? JUST askin’ =D ang lupet mo IDOL!!!! MUZTA SI TWILIGHT?
ay may “gf” ka na pala, naks duane!!! swerte naman ni belle, nainlove sakanya si edward cullen… haha muzta na nga pala yung tinutukoy mong si twilight? harhar!! curious tlaga ko kung sino sya…
“BATTERED” ….. lang ya ka talaga .. patama na namana yan ah .. hahaha.. oi ayusin mo na telepono mo at masimulan na ang session 2009 …
ang weird lang .. kung ako na close friend mo na hindi kilala yung girl na yun .. eh sino pa ang may idea kung sino sya?? .. grrrrrrrrr pero im sure one of these days sasabihin mo rin .. hehehe .. and sobrang good luck .. tama na mga failed relationship okay … tama na heartbreaks and i know mostly it aint ur fault … hang in there .. mahahanap mo rin yun right girl .. ..
MC DUANE IS HOTT!! xoxoxo
nice blog duanne .. happy new year! gudluck on everything ya do … kiip it real …. the time will come that whoever ya love will love ya back …
MC DUANE IS HOTT!! -dyan ako natawa dahil hindi totoo yan BRIANNA!! hahaha!!
sorry mcduane pero agree me kay brianna! teecee!!
I heard a song just recently and simply love it … here’s the link … http://www.imeem.com/people/JASNY/music/YXSFeLyZ/1728_all_ive_got/
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gosh! ang swerte naman nung girl.. sana ako na lang yun mcduane!! yeeee….
THIS ENTRY IS DA BOMB DUANE…NAKS! ANG SARAP TALAGA MAINLOVE ITS ONE OF THE BEST FEELINGS IN THIS WORLD…WHAYUP… HAHAHAHA… YIHEEEE……LOVE IS IN THE AIRRRRR!!!! ETO ANG PINAKAFAV KO AT PINAKAMAGANDANG NAISULAT MO DUANESIS. MUKHANG INSPIRED ANG G!!! GRABE! FULL OF SWEETNESS! WAG KA SANA LANGGAMIN! HAHA! AT ANG ISANG TANONG….. SINO KAYA ang girl na palagi mo ksma? SHES SO BLESSED KASI PAGNAINLOVE TONG G NA TOH AY TODO AT STICK TO ONE!!!! STAY HAPPY DUANEY! AT PAGPATULOY MO PA ANG PAGSULAT NG MALULUPIT NA ENTRIES HA!
luv u duane!
hi, i am from Cebu, and i just want to say thank you sa mga blogs na ito nabubukasan isip ko, hindi na ako malungkot ngayon kasi hindi pala ako nag-iisa, sa tingin ko lav ka tlga ng girl na yun mcduane.. gusto lang nya siguro makasigurado sayo kasi madaming babae ang nahuhumaling sayo!! hahahaha! sorry ha.. pero mukhang mabait ka naman at ang swerte nya… nakakakilig nga yung sinulat mo sa kanya, sa mga pictures mo sa friendster, hindi ko akalain na mataas ang respeto mo sa’ming mga girls, thank you so much!! and thank you din sa super mysterious girl na si pokwang kasi may isang lalaki na nagpapahalaga sayo ng sobra kaya nakakasulat sya ng mga ganitong blogs na nakakatulong naman sa amin… more power!! God Bless! Happy New Year!!!
i think you’re in love when there is no hesitation in expressing yourself. When you feel you can share anything and everything. You will just know it. There is no formula or logic to love. You just feel it in your heart, your mind, and your soul. The feeling is something you can’t describe but can arise at any moment, triggered by a memory, a word or a thought of that special person.
galing mo bro pakilala mo kami dyan sa girl na yan! mamahalin din namin sya kagaya ng pagmamahal namin sayo.. bilang kaibigan syempre! marami kasing utak biya dyan baka isipin bakla pa ako hehe peace out!!
SOBRANG NAKAKAKILIG KA!!!! =)
nice blogs… asia forwarded it to me 2 weeks ago, and i found this post so sweet! and ur a good MC too, i saw you performed @ jaipur you’re with apl d ap of the black eyed peas right? rock on!
ceeno buh c happppeeeee tot? just curious……….. wow.. she’s one of the most mysterious girl right now huh!!!
we’re dying to meet her na mr. m.c. duane!! THE BIG QUESTION NOW IS… WHO-IS-MCDUANE’S girlfriend??! sana talaga magkatuluyan na kayo… para naman magkaroon ka na ng minamahal sa tinagal-tagal ng panahon!! write more blogs!! hinihintay na naming lahat ang BATTERED na blog mo! nakakarelate ang lolo at lola!! ECHUZZ!!-Lokrazia Ganda. mwah!! mwah!! mwah!!!!
SORRY LOKRAZIA… BUT I THINK YOU MISSPELLED THE WORD PHILIPPINES…
hi po. ang cute po ng blog mo! haha.
pa-copy po ng iba. crinedit ko naman po sayo. tnx. 
akin ka na lang kase duane wag na dyan!!!! gustong gusto na kitang kantutin boi!
ATE AMBASTOS MO NAMAN WALA KANG MODO! BURIKAK
hello M.C. DUANE.
ang gling mo nman gumawa!!
writer ka ba??
ang gling mo!!!
idol!!
nakakatawa pa ung ibang jokes!!!
nakakatuwa tlga!!
hahahahaha:))
idol!!!!
gling mo gumawa ng blog!!
i love you duane!
Everything you said is right. Love the way you comprehend all sorts of cheezy situations. haha In addition everything you said is right but it’s still plausible. Being infatuated and in love is two different things. It’s a process kasi lahat ng symptoms in LOVE can also apply to being infatuated only. Somehow Im glad that guys like him (your friend) still exist. Props for the blog. very well said. your blog is written in a matter of fact manner. Hilarious but true!
My bad. He’s dead na pala. so let me rephrase that. “Im glad that somehow he made a difference sa misconceptions namin mga girls”. May he r.i.p.
PAG NAGIGING CORNY KA NA!!! KAHIT BRUSKONG BRUSKO KA!! HAHAHA!!
–mei kilala akong ganto hahaha
totoo yan pramis
nangingiti nalang ako ng walang dahilan ehh
kakatuwa talaga basahin yung blog mo
the way you persuade your wit with humor
astig
R.I.P. SA NAGSULAT NUN! =)) hahahahahahaha!
mga taga u.p. ba kayo?? ang tatalino nyo kasi!! puro matataba ang utak ng mga nandito! lalo na si mcduane at ngayon naman may chicks na matalino din si leianna!! taga-UP ka?
luv it..nice blog!!!
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OH MY GOSH!! READ LEIANNA’S POST!! YOU ARE SO SMART GURL -XOXO ~DIAMOND~
haha. ang kulit naman ng blog mo :)) well, andaming nakarelate. it’s true naman eh.
may i add 3 more things…
1. when you’re in love, you get to do more on what you can do and be the best in all you do for him or her…
2. you wanna impress that person in your own good way… =)
3. you get to think of ways or things that will make him/her truly happy… =) =)
Wow… grabe ka nmnan mag express ng damdamn mo, anyways whatever tou say… Totoo naman kasi ang sinabi mo.. Naalala ko tuloy ang X ko… Dahil sa pagmamahal ko sa kanya i’ll set him free at sumama na lang siya sa ibang girl. I hope you can make another blog about moving on. More power
•o0o0opSsS….•
•i dOnt evEn knOw na gnyAn ka pLa pgdting sa LOVE?•
•i thOught uR jUst aN emcee!•
•bUt nOw i knOw ur aLso a gOod LOVER•
•i think i mUst sAy is thE girL iS sO LUCKY 2 u•
•anyways ALL of thAt iS trUe•
•i hOPe i cAn feeL like thAt•
•hOpe sOmeone cAn feEL it tO mE•
•hahaha but anyways hOpe u cAn dO moRe BLOGS•
•abOut MOVING ON•
•kC sa pag dating sa RELATIONSHIP un ang pnaka mhirap eh..•
•hOw 2 OVE OM in tHe peRson u LOVE tOo much….•
•thE pERson u gove ur LIFE just 2 be with him•
•hOpe u Can…•
•tNx…•
•mOre pOwer 2 u•
•tAke cAre aLways•
ang husay…
sapul ako dito ah
You’ll feel shy whenever you’re with him/her.. kahit NAPAKA-KAPAL NG PAGMUMUKHA MO!!
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You’ll read his/her IM’S, texts, e-mails over and over again…
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PAG NAGIGING CORNY KA NA!!! KAHIT BRUSKONG BRUSKO KA!! HAHAHA!!
swakkk!..IM SMILLING WHILE READING THIS.. LOVE NGA NMN.. DMI NGGWA, NABABAGO SA TAO…
STAY INLOVE.
KIP IT UP DUANE!!
Ouccchhhhhhh!!!
“Sa kanya lang “umiikot” ang mundo mo kahit “hilong-hilo” ka na at kahit sa iba naman umiikot ang sa kanya.. aray!”
e pAnu nMan pu mAlalaman kung inlove din sya skin..??
hArhar..
nakakawala ng stress:)